Review of Beach Rats (2017) by Cj B — 27 Oct 2018

I came here for the summer aesthetics and something to root for. Everybody looks like they havent showered for atleast a week but maybe that was intended cause there was a line were the beard was like 'you kindda stink but it turns me on'.

There was so much goddamn walking in this film. The cinematography is aces, man, but I want something to happen so fucking, badly man. Some shots are beautiful despite the pain that the characters feel but the whole thing ends up tasting like saltine crackers because of the lack of coherent plot.

Give me something or give me wank material. Not one of those boys is cute. 2/5.