Review of Battle: Los Angeles (2011) by Daniele C — 10 Jun 2012

Oh my.... This has to be the most disappointing movie I've ever seen..... There is nothing really good about it... other than the special affects and the green screening were good... And here I have a list as big as LA itself of why this movie sucked (haha, did you see what I did there??(: ).

1. Terrible acting and almost everyone that is in the Marine squad barely look old enough to drink alcohol.

2. Characters die of the most STUPIDEST reasons!!! Tripping then getting shot, the most RIDICULOUSLY large explosions EVER, ect..

3. God-like capabilities for the characters.... At one point 2 of the main characters play doctor with a alien body. And find out how to kill it in only a short montage, 100% dead on accuracy with assault rifles ( I cant even do that in Call of Duty), and I LOVE how just one character does all the thinking and everyone else just pulls the trigger..

4. DUMBEST looking aliens EVER! It looks like a lily pad got shoved on a stick body.

There are more reasons... but I don't want to bore you... so, as a total I give it a 1/5... I suggest not even renting it... If you were to see it, borrow it or watch it at a friends house...