Review of Batman & Robin (1997) by Jack B — 20 Dec 2013

A messy, lousy, unbalanced movie with unlimited retardedness but I get it. It's all stupid and that's all part of the fun. The story is about Batman who is now played by George Clooney because now they're just finding the actors to match the Batman-chin and Robin played by Chris O'Donnell who are trying to stop the evil Mr.

Freeze played by The Governator himself Arnold Schwarzenegger from taking over the world. but another baddie is on the loose named Poison Ivy played by Uma Thurman who rose from a mixture of chemicals and plans to also, you guessed it, take over the world with his boss' creation named Bane, a serial-killer who is brought to be tested on a venomous serum.

Together they both manipulate Mr.Freeze making him more mad and frustrated over Gotham City whilst Poison Ivy tries to split up Batman and Robin so that Robin can go his separate ways closer to Poison Ivy who is waiting for Robin to give him venom-filled kisses.

Batman decides to make Robin forgive him as they both go out together and defeat their rivals along with a new sidekick named Batgirl played by Alicia Silverstone. In the end, Mr.Freeze is a good guy and gets revenge on Poison Ivy who tried to kill his wife and is now in prison.

Bane is returned back to normal, Batman, Robin and Batgirl have found the cure for Alfred from Mr.Freeze and they all live happily ever after. THE END. Batman and Robin Bat-bombed at the Bat-office, was nominated ten Razzies and won one of them for Worst Supporting Actress.

For the first time it made Batman and Robin look homosexual with the Bat-nipples, codpieces and Bat-asses on the suit. plus the characters spew out millions and millions of one-liners and you now what else.

How come Batgirl doesn't get any Bat-nipples at all at the very least? This movie is so cliche and so stupid that it was considered to be the worst comic book movie of all time but again, that's not Joel Schumacher's fault.

That was all because of the pressure Warner Bros. put on the franchise. Even Joel apologized in certain interviews and George Clooney himself called it a waste of money. This information alone should give you enough opportunities whether to watch the movie again and change your mind or stay away from it for your own safety.

Batman and Robin gets a 6.5/10.