Review of Bad Santa (2003) by Tico P — 13 Jul 2010

Plot: Billy Bob Thornton is an alcoholic part time Santa in a shopping mall , planning his annual heist on Christmas Eve. His sidekick is a black midget posing as Santa's little helper. Santa meets a cute bartender that has a Santa fetish. Santa moves into a chubby little kids house that really believes in Santa. The kid makes him sandwiches as Santa drinks like a fish and eats all the kids candy. Back at the mall Santa gets a blow job from a little female helper.

I'd tell more , but won't ruin it for you. It rude , offensive , mean and straight out hilarious.

The part fits Billy Bob Thornton like a glove. Santa hates kids, swears at them , and has anal intercourse with hookers. Bernie Mac as his boss is also great , and so is his sidekick elf midget partner in crime. And even better, there is a wrestling scene with the midget.

Bad Santa is everything Christmas is not meant to be for children. Full of profanity, sex and violence. A longer cut, Badder Santa is also available , containing bits that the theatrical version left out.

This movie is so funny I had to watch it twice in the theaters. The second time me and my wife took my sister in law, just to laugh at her reactions to all the profanity going on. Yes ... I am a humanitarian.

I would not recommend Bad Santa to anyone that sings Christmas carols, or has a true spirit of appreciation for the seasons. That said , you have been warned as this will shatter your views of Christmas and simply offend you.

Ho Ho Ho ! Leave the kids at home.