Review of Baby Geniuses (1999) by Steven Y — 31 Mar 2009

This movie cost a lot of money to make. Millions of dollars. Tens of millions. They could've taken that money and fed a third world country. Or, even better (at least by entertainment standards, not moral standards), they could've taken the entire cast and crew on one big party weekend, ordering twelve hundred pizzas and like two thousand bottles of soda.

Then they could have taken a camera from the studio, filmed it, and had a smash hit. But no, of course not. Instead they waste all that precious pizza and soda money on making computer-generated babies talk and fight kung-fu.

It's just awful.