Review of Automaton Transfusion (2008) by Julian T — 01 Sep 2014

"Whats that 'Children of the Dead' and 'C.H.U.D 2'??? There's an even worse zombie movie out there than you guys?? I don't believe you." Unfortunately, it is regrettably so. 'Automaton Transfusion' has wrestled the 'Worst Zombie Movie Ever' title away from those two longstanding recipients.

I honestly don't even know where to begin. Some of the worst acting, dialogue, music, story composition, filming, editing, and direction that I can ever recall seeing. Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that all the actors had down-syndrome, the director had epilepsy. I'm also pretty sure the script was written by a broken down Buick and it was filmed with a cell phone camera.

The only, and I mean ONLY reason it gets 1 star is that it has a couple of decent makeup applications. Even those are nothing better than mediocre though, and there is so much unnecessary gore that even the moments that don't totally suck are trampled underfoot. Usually when there is nonstop carnage, it is at least entertaining. This is an exception, as even though this movie sacrifices everything for action and gore, it is still sleep inducing.

A horrific and face palm worthy ending is the cherry on top. Steven C. Miller, I want to punch you in your untalented and no doubt bulbous stomach. How on earth could anyone f*ck up a zombie film so bad....