Review of Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985) by Justin H — 14 Jun 2009

Remember the Zuni fetish doll from that "Trilogy of Terror" movie? Well, picture a couple dozen of those, with glowing eyes (and TEETH!), on an island with a bunch of hapless castaways, and you've pretty much got "Attack of the Beast Creatures." This movie is hilariously bad. (I challenge you not to laugh at some of the scenes of these amateur actors "struggling" against a bunch of foot-tall puppets.).

Basically, if you're the kind of person who likes to get friends together and joke about a movie's flaws, MST3K style, you'll find a lot to love here. "Attack of the Beast Creatures" is often unintentionally a laugh riot in its own right, but it's a prime target for some good riffing too.