Review of Attack (1956) by Jason S — 14 Feb 2008
Palance and Marvin together? That must have been the toughest tough guy contest of all time.
I bet they ate bullets and pissed nitroglycerine at each other.
Then they jerked off with sandpaper until one gave in but neither did. They both just manned up, grew foot-thick callous on their 2-foot thick dicks and decided to call it a draw over a beer and a gang rape. As in they raped a gang cuz they're that fucking manly.
This review of Attack (1956) was written by Jason S on 14 Feb 2008.
Attack has generally received positive reviews.
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