Review of Arthur Christmas (2011) by Fantasy F — 20 Feb 2015
I didn't like this movie, the santas were were selfish assholes.
Elf: steve steve steve! we missed one present! what should we do?
Steve: well if we missed it theres absolutely nothing we could do about it.
Elf: are- are you sure? cause we could just make one quick trip to this little girl's house and deliver her gift, I mean, we have the technology-.
Steve: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WE CAN DO!!!
Elf:....
Elf: hey grandsanta! I need your he-.
Grandsanta: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! cantcha see im gutting myself an elf? while I dump his (or her) corpse in africa or the sea? you want to be next too??
Elf: *slowly backs up and runs away*.
Grandsanta: im glad elves have no rights in the north pole, they serve my hunger for blood...
Elf: santa santa! we missed one present! we're gonna need to make a quick trip!
Santa: oh whoa is me! im soooo tired and old, and drained from this job that I must sleep the day away, I can't possibly make time to deliver this one gift to a little girl.
Elf: but santa! we've been doing most of the work and eat the cookies you don't eat while you just stand there and go to lala land-.
Santa: OOOOOHH WHOA IS MEEEE!!
Elf: .... you santas' are assholes....
This review of Arthur Christmas (2011) was written by Fantasy F on 20 Feb 2015.
Arthur Christmas has generally received positive reviews.
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