Review of Armored (2009) by Isabelle D — 02 Apr 2010

Bon film mais dÃ©nouement facile Ã prÃ©mÃ©diter.

This review of Armored (2009) was written by Isabelle D on 02 Apr 2010.

Armored has generally received mixed reviews.

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