Review of Armored (2009) by Gary H — 17 Jul 2010

Dont waste your time, its short, and pointless!

This review of Armored (2009) was written by Gary H on 17 Jul 2010.

Armored has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Chris C (2,693) on 17 Jul 2012

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The camaraderie in the Eagle Shield Transport locker room is strained stuff, despite a capable ensemble cast that includes Matt Dillon and…

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