Review of Arachnoquake (2012) by Cole T — 13 Aug 2013
A serial waster coasting by on his looks is forced to come good to save the day from evil, often giant, spiders released by an earthquake. Featuring Mr.Neelix as his disappointed but pretty hardcore dad, an actress that looks so unlike the hero playing his sister that they are forced to refer to each other as Brother and Sister in almost every exchange to ensure she isn't mistaken for a love interest, an insane Cajun warlord, wonderfully poor Windows 95 CGI and John Conner as a bus driver.
This review of Arachnoquake (2012) was written by Cole T on 13 Aug 2013.
Arachnoquake has generally received negative reviews.
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