Review of Amos & Andrew (1993) by Chris B — 31 Dec 2007

WHEN I ONE TIME HEARD THE WORDS NICOLAS CAGE/SAMUEL L JACKSON MUTTERED IN THE SAME SENTENCE MY HEART SKIPPED MANY BEATS AND I GOT HAPPY. SO THEN I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE AS A XMAS PRESENT AND WE ALL WATCHED IT IN GREAT ANTICIPATION FOR EARLY 90'S HIJINX AND AWESOMENESS.

BUT THEN I SAW THIS MOVIE AND I WAS NOT HAPPY. BUT SOMETIMES THE ONE-LINERS WERE GOOD ONLY NIC CAGE'S THO BCUZ SAMUEL L JACKSON KIND OF STUMBLES AROUND LIKE AN AUTISTIC MAN BUT HE WON THE PULITZER PRIZE AND IS ON THE COVER OF FORBES MAGAZINE (IN THE MOVIE) SO I DUNNO MAYBE IT IS WORTH WATCHING FOR THE TIME SAMUEL L JACKSON SAYS "NIGGA THAT!" AND HITS A COP WITH A FRYING PAN.

OR WHEN NIC CAGE ALMOST DOES IT WITH A 17 YEAR OLD PIZZA GIRL. BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE NOT WORTH IT. P.S. WHY DID THE FAT GUY SMOKE POT FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS IN THAT RANDOM SHOT????????????