Review of AmeriGeddon (2016) by Karin S — 17 Sep 2016

With a total production budget of only $387.14, one can understand why the best screenwriter they could muster was the winner of the "What I Did During Summer Vacation" essay in Mrs. Magillicutty's 3rd grade class at Hubert Humprhey Elementary School in Yazoo City, Mississippi.

The script hit so many noses with so many hammers that my own nose bled out of sheer sympathy. Though my main question, "Who in pluperfect effing hell looked at this script and said to himself, 'Funding this is a really good idea'" will remain unanswered, it does answer this: "What do you get when Chuck Norris's relatives get together with Alex Jones and a whole bunch of guns in front of a camera?" Make no mistake, I highly recommend you watch this film, whether you are a tree-hugging Prius driver, a die-hard prepper, or someone in between.

The tree-huggers will laugh so hard their spleens will be in danger of disintegration, the in-betweeners will be amusingly confused, and the preppers... well, let me just remind my prepper friends that Hoppe's No.

9 is NOT a viable personal lubricant. Don't even try it. And that goes for Break-Free CLP, too. That being said, preppers will find this film the cinematic equivalent of having their grundles pumped, so stand clear for a day or two afterward while they calm themselves and then explain to them that it's just fiction.

Be prepared to explain to them what the word "fiction" means.