Review of American Ninja (1985) by Bryan W — 22 Jun 2007

This movie hurts so good. it's like watching a 2 hour long episode of the a-team. completely hilarious for how unrelentingly shitty it is.

This review of American Ninja (1985) was written by Bryan W on 22 Jun 2007.

American Ninja has generally received mixed reviews.

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