Review of Alone in the Dark (1982) by Chad R — 19 Sep 2009
I can't believe Slater used to be good. Tara Reid (described in the synopsis as a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory - High Unintentional Comedy) is the worst actress...EVER. Putting these two together has made this Ewe Boll's masterpiece of shit. And Ewe Boll has a long line of crap he has put out there, but this one takes the cake.
Putting Christian Slater AND Tara Reid together?? Abosolute Anti-Genius. This is like Wile E. Coyote walking up to Bugs Bunny's hole in the ground, pushing the buzzer, and introducing himself as Wile E. Coyote, SUPER Genius....by the end of the movie, he introduces himself as MUD (spelled backwards is dum).
P-Uwe Boll is Wile E. Coyote!
HOLY CRAP, Someone made a SEQUEL!
This review of Alone in the Dark (1982) was written by Chad R on 19 Sep 2009.
Alone in the Dark has generally received mixed reviews.
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