Review of Alone in the Dark (1982) by Screenager — 07 Apr 2013
As its based on a video game the movie is going to be awful. Since Uwe Boll is the director its going to be awful. The movie is awful. Loud, Matrix-style action scenes, poor acting, a ridiculous plot and a long introductory scroll for the illiterate audience who are the only people ignorant enough to see it (I only watched it for purely scientific purposes).
This review of Alone in the Dark (1982) was written by Screenager on 07 Apr 2013.
Alone in the Dark has generally received mixed reviews.
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