Review of All About Steve (2009) by Donc — 20 Oct 2009

To call this unfit-for-daytime-TV abortion a "work of art" is like calling Nickelback's Silver Side Up a culturally important milestone in music history. Honestly. I was drug to this steaming hunk of crap by a lovely young woman (of course) who just had to see the latest flavor-of-the-week romcom.

I entered with zero expectations and left feeling like my sensibilities were beaten to death by shining porcelain veneers and obvious jokes. Please spare yourself the brutality of enduring this trainwreck and do something more fun, like, oh say pulling out your teeth one by one.