Review of Alien Lockdown (2004) by Brian P — 27 Mar 2005

I really expected pure and utter crap from these titles, but I was wrong. They were just beautifully colored crap, like a ceramic swan filled with feces. Nevermind, you'll get that when you're older.

[center]Dead Birds[/center].

[left]Probably the worst title ever given to a movie. You see one bird, and that's it. Set in the civil war, some bandits rob a bank and stay at an abandoned house, and crazy things happen. The special effects were top of the line, but the story was rather boring, and confusing at spots. It beat all of my expectations, but that doesn't make it a wonderful movie.[/left].

[center]Alien Lockdown[/center].

[left]This thing just took forever, many moments just relied solely on people looking around dramatically for minutes at a time. The opening story isn't necessary, hell what am I saying, this whole movie wasn't necessary. The creature looked semi cool, like an Alien Predator ripoff, and the leading lady just got more and more attractive as the movie went on. I think my standards just keep dropping. Bring on the good movies.[/left].