Review of Alien: Covenant (2017) by Josh M — 30 May 2017

Dude I lost count of all the times I got mad at this movie while I was watching it. How did that baby alien go from 1 foot big to fully grown in 5 minutes? Why was there a first person view of the alien on the ship? Remember when they were waiting for him in the hull, why did the alien come in and stand so casual? A real alien movie would have had him pure stealth, pure cunning, you never seen him walk through doors, he was already in it, in the vent, right behind you.

The characters were not likable, I felt no attachment. I was rooting for that alien to body everybody on that craft, and did you feel anything in that final showdown? nope, me either.