Review of Alexander (2004) by Kadeemluvmusic — 22 Jul 2015
Oliver Stone is the king of all controversial directors, but Alexander is by far the weakest in his career. I don't know if the re-cut of the film is any good, but boy how wrong is Hollywood. Updating an ancient historical figure just make me watch another 3 minutes of Hamlet.
Everything in this piece of crap is horrible. Choosing a whiney bastard Colin Farrell, Marlon Brando, Hannibal Lector, and Angelina Jolie was a 'Meh,' the story is confusing, overblown action battle scenes, and Stone just lost his balance on why Alexander should've been a great movie to begin with.
But I've have just seen enough of Colin Farrell and his offensive Greek accent. Some may think this is a big misunderstanding, but PLEASE do not watch this movie. Either on Netflix or Starz, Hell No. It's just too painful to watch as much as The Last Airbender.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it even if Stone tried to be at his very best.
This review of Alexander (2004) was written by Kadeemluvmusic on 22 Jul 2015.
Alexander has generally received mixed reviews.
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