Review of Age of Dinosaurs (2013) by Dylan D — 02 Jun 2014

You know a film has issues when you find yourself rooting for the dinosaurs to kill the obnoxious daughter of the 'hero'. The 3G dinos look worse than the much older Jurassic Park and I would have preferred Harryhausen to have done them, as he at least could animate.

Even copying the velociraptors in the lab wholesale doesn't help this films crappy effects. The plot has so many holes in it that I assume all the gunfire in the film must have have ricocheted off the dinos and hit the scriptwriter instead.

This might explain why every single time a dino is shot it seems impervious, but not why one is knocked out by the obnoxious daughter wielding a hockey stick. Some films are worth watching because they are so bad they are fun, this isn't one of them.