Review of Age of Dinosaurs (2013) by Mitchell B — 31 Aug 2014

Back from the dead for real!

A bio-tech firm with dreams of grandeur develops a skin regeneration system that allows them to recreate living dinosaurs. During one of their marketing campaigns, the dinosaurs escape into the city. The bio-tech firms will try to keep this under wraps and the local police and National Guard will have their hands full. Can a scientist and his daughter in the wrong place at the wrong time save the day?

"It is about cool, kick-ass cool.".

Joseph Lawson, director of Nazis at the Center of the Earth, Clash of the Empires, Alone for Christmas, and the upcoming Adrennes Fury, delivers Age of Dinosaurs. The storyline for this is a little hokey and the special effects were disappointing. The cast delivers below average performances and includes Treat Williams, Ronny Cox, Max Aria, Joshua Michael Allen, Jillian Rose Reed, and Kelly Dolan.

"I'll distract him as long as I can.".

I grabbed this random horror movie off Netflix when I saw Treat Williams was in this stinker. I loved Williams in Deep Rising so I decided to give this a shot. Unfortunately, this was a disaster. Maybe if the dinosaurs looked a little better, a little more realistic, this could have been half entertaining. There's isn't much memorable from this film. I'd skip it under all circumstances.

"His final words were, of course, Rock and Roll.".

Grade: F.