Review of After Earth (2013) by Bruce R — 04 May 2014
Aliens bred to kill humans? Jaden Smith has one of the worst accents ever! DENIED SIR Just kidding all of the accents suck! WIDE ANGLE AGAIN?!? Even the smart stuff sounds stupid! Jaden looks insanely drunk on every scene but not a fun kind of drunk. RANDOM ASS CURTAIN RANDOM ASS CURTAIN RANDOM ASS CURTAIN Head twitching is fun. Not all broken legs are broken very bad. The planet is Earth? Emotion filled ride! OH MY A SPIDER! Random technology? Random insertion of a daughter. Set from the Hunger Games much? SmartFabric lol Kitai is the best name ever! Take a knee because it somehow makes you all knowing! Swelled up face is my favorite. And this is where they started. Action packed blinks! That sucked... that is correct! Blow the cake through the screen! My head hurts too Will. Repeating dialogue constantly? That's really pretty. Monologues where nothing is said are marvelous! Pile of dead monkeys > monkeys in a barrel. I um nawt uh cow-urd. Birds like earth man ears.
Way To Go M. Night!
- Reeser.
This review of After Earth (2013) was written by Bruce R on 04 May 2014.
After Earth has generally received mixed reviews.
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