Review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) by The V — 15 Dec 2013

This movie rates highly in the unintentional comedy scale.

This review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) was written by The V on 15 Dec 2013.

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe has generally received negative reviews.

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By Steve M (1,420) on 13 Nov 2005

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe Starring: Jesse Ventura, Marjorie Bransfield, and Jim Belushi Director: Damian Lee Anyone out there remember…

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By Peter P (1,726) on 21 Sep 2007

Greatest B-movie of all-time? :oD - Sven-Ole Thorsen vs. Jesse Ventura, and they're fighting - not in space, but - in a small Canadian town…

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By Am Q (244) on 07 Jan 2010

Just for the fact that James Belushi and Jesse Ventura were in it.... but is not the greatest acting…

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By Darren M (394) on 29 May 2006

Very bad movie but ventura kicks ass and sven-ole thorsen actually has lines in this movies so its fun , lol…

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By Chantal L (131) on 01 Dec 2008

Oh gods, I'm not sure which was worse: Jesse Ventura's acting, or his monologues…

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By Andrew B (2,971) on 03 Feb 2008

A true classic bad B-movie. Jesse The Body Ventura is like the male Barbarella.... or something…

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By Nate W (531) on 08 Oct 2007

This movie inspired me to make the best short film ever. If these guys can make a craptastic low budget action movie, then so can I! And I did…

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By Tim S (2,419) on 17 Apr 2013

Where, oh, where did I go so wrong in my life that I ended up having to watch Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe…

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By Chase C (71) on 19 Jan 2008

Greatest Movie Ever Made By Human Beings......No Doubt In My Mind…

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