Review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) by Mat K — 12 Aug 2008

A mariachi band would have vastly improved this movie. It would not have made any sense but at least it would have had some entertainment value. The film had a decent premise, despite being a Terminator rip off.

However the script was terrible, all the main characters do voice over narration and tell us exactly what is going to be said five minutes latter. And then there is how Damian Lee seems to feel the need to repeat important details.

Let me reiterate how Damian Lee has a thing about having characters repeat what was just said. Yes, it becomes very annoying how Damian Lee has characters repeating themselves. There are plot holes the size of parking lots.

Continuity was either an afterthought or something to be ignored altogether. The action scenes were uninspired as was most of the acting. As for the sound track, the less said the better. On the plus side, there were a few genuinely, and intentionally, cute bits that save this movie from being a complete washout.

However, a mariachi band would have been a welcome sight.