Review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) by Peter Sobczynski for eFilmCritic.com — 21 Jun 2012

"Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" is essentially the most expensive Troma movie ever made, lacking the quiet dignity, cohesive plotting or the shot of a flipping car.

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This review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) was written by Peter Sobczynski and published by eFilmCritic.com on 21 Jun 2012.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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