Review of A Quiet Place (2016) by Erin M — 22 May 2018

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This movie is just bad. Nothing makes any sense...

- How did the creatures win against the military?

- Why the fuck would you get pregnant in this situation?

- Why the hell is there a nail up through the middle of a stair step?

- Seriously? Sound sensitive creatures and nobody figured out certain frequencies can be used against them?

- How the hell did the basement flood?

- How does a creature rip through the side of the silo, but can't puncture the truck roof?

- How come the kids sink in the grain/corn but the creature doesn't?

= Where did the creatures even come from?

- Why not live underground or something?

- Why does the viewer even care about this retarded family?

- Why does the viewer even care about this stupid movie?

- Why did I even watch the whole thing?

- Why is Chuckie in this movie???