Review of A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) by Shaun B — 05 Mar 2013

Anyone that's considering watching this movie knows what's up. Either you're a connoisseur of bad movies or a Troma completest (you sick twisted soul). It's a very bad movie without doubt but I found it entertaining enough on its own merits despite the many obvious flaws.

For some reason, the terrible overdubbing was as mesmerizing as the typical early 90s ambient soundtrack music constantly being played in the background of an otherwise mess of a film. The storyline is decent enough to keep you mildly interested with the odd, if unconvincing, characters are up to god knows what.

I think you might have to be eating specially baked brownie mixtures for this one in order to get through it. Or at least a six-pack, but a hard 12er for the serious drinkers. At least everyone involved knows that this is no good, but it's not terrible either.

They tried. Which is more than I can say for many blockbuster efforts such as say, DRAGONSLAYER or BATTLESHIP. Oh, but the worst part of it all is that there are only one set of boobs shown once and they're not worth it, which is a bit of a letdown for a movie with a title containing "Nymphoid" in it.

But it is better than most softcore porn. It's a tossup.