Review of A Haunted House (1975) by Movie K — 14 Jan 2014
Parody "Paranormal Activity" style of movie. Totally boring movie. Not funny at all. Marlon Wayans girlfriend Essence Atkins is moving in to stay. The dog go out to welcome her but is kill by her car.
Marlene Forte is his Spanish housekeeper. He thought he gonna get some sexy action with her in bed but she wear normal clothing to bed. She farts alot while asleep. Next morning her keys are on the floor and she think the home is haunted.
Camera is install around the house. Marlon fix his camera on a fan and rotate it, capturing Marlene sweeping the dirt under carpet, actually knowing how to speak English, fucking other man. His friend Andrew Daly is planning a birthday party for his girlfriend.
Marlon manage to record having sex with Essence. She saw the door closing by itself. When asleep the door slam and their bed moved. Nick Swardson is the psychic. Essence says she make a deal with the devil for a pair of expensive heels.
She sleepwalk, dance for hours and slap Marlon. He smash her father urn and blame it on the ghost. She insist to watch the video and know his lies. Marlon put powder on the floor to see footprint. He use the bat and batter Marlene, thinking she's a ghost.
She thought Marlon had sex with her but he didn't. The ghost sex Marlon next night. The ghost is getting more aggressive. It even beat her. She got possessed and Marlon call in Cedric the Entertainer.
He can't do it alone and ask Nick and the camera installer. They beat her up. She sleepwalk again and try to kill Marlon..
This review of A Haunted House (1975) was written by Movie K on 14 Jan 2014.
A Haunted House has generally received mixed reviews.
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