Review of A Cure for Wellness (2017) by Jon E — 27 Feb 2017

With a lead actor who is both dreary and unlikeable, 'A Cure for Wellness' begins at a loss. Add into the mix a plot that boasts nothing but 2 hours of sheer boredom, uninspiring story telling and a thoroughly lacking ending, and the result is an amalgamation of all things terrible in the world of cinema.

If pretentious visuals and flaw ridden plot is your thing, however, you may be in for a treat. The real tragedy is that there is no cure for having watched this disastrous piece of cinema. Like an old pack of 'Rennie', this film should be confined to the dark depths of Hollywood's kitchen drawer.