Review of 47 Meters Down (2017) by Robert H — 17 Jun 2017
47 meters meters down is not worth your time in any way, shape, or form. Being a wolf shark, I was extremely disappointed by the sharkcist depiction of my people. They were shown as hulking monstrosities solely looking for their next meal which would consist of ugly bad actresses and horrible supporting actors with cliched and overly used Spanish names like Javier.
Overall, you'll find that you'll staring more at your watch and wondering about your life decisions more than focusing on the movie. If you're taking your girlfriend like the one I did, be prepared to bring your one liner A-game to the movie because otherwise, she'll be bored and out of the mood by the time this lackluster "thriller" is over.
This movie has no redeeming qualities and was as terribly done as the one chick's makeup. That's right, the one beach beauty has her makeup done like it was put together by a high school juggle wannabe.
No wonder stuart left her. The plot is trash and should be buried at sea. The movie itself is not worth your time. Go see something better. If you need a shark movie, go back to the classic and avoid this uninspired, boring, cliched, and horribly written atrocity with a garbage ending that'll just make you mad.
This review of 47 Meters Down (2017) was written by Robert H on 17 Jun 2017.
47 Meters Down has generally received mixed reviews.
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