Review of 31 (2016) by Matt L — 29 Oct 2016

Terrible, not scary, curse a lot for no reason. Just a big miss.

This review of 31 (2016) was written by Matt L on 29 Oct 2016.

31 has generally received mixed reviews.

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By João Miguel R (185) on 01 Mar 2017

I wish I could love his film because Zombie has all the charisma to make good horror movies, specially slashy ones…

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By Lanky Man P (744) on 07 Mar 2017

Gorgeously shot, superbly directed, and genuinely tense at times…

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By Brandon S (2,121) on 07 Mar 2017

Gorgeously shot, superbly directed, and genuinely tense at times…

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By Samson C (35) on 29 Jul 2017

Dumb. Unimaginative. Typical Rob Zombie bullshit. That dude should NEVER be allowed near a camera again…

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By Michael M (3,845) on 08 Jun 2017

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me…

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By David H (2,838) on 31 Mar 2017

No substance. why not just make a snuff film? a far cry from house of 1000 corpses or devils rejects…

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By Molly Henery (136) for The Blogging Banshee (135) on 01 Nov 2018

Rob Zombie gave us a film that has everything you expect from a Rob Zombie film: excitement, bloodshed, and bad guys that you can't help but…

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By Fleisch M (4) on 07 Oct 2018

Like literally going to a haunted house directed movie by Rob Zombie... perfect…

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By Hammers9025 P (379) on 01 May 2017

Acting is terrible and movie plot trying way too hard…

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By Andrew Pollard (100) for Starburst (899) on 10 Apr 2018

Ultimately falls a little short when it comes to matching up with some of Zombie's other features, but there's still plenty of deranged desperation…

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