Review of 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) by Mloy X — 13 May 2013

Michael Zane (Kurt Russell): Finish your fries.

Jesse Waingrow (David Kaye): You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.

Michael Zane (Kurt Russell): Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?

Jesse Waingrow (David Kaye): Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?

I'm not entirely sure that this film was meant to be taken seriously, but it was actually alright, if it was to be like a dark action/comedy flick like "True Romance" where everyone is messed up and learning to cope with less than ideal situations. Unfortunately, twenty minutes before the film ends, it just gets completely ridiculous (even for me) and the events turn from somewhat interesting to absolutely laughable. So in short, this was an absolute waste of time. Kurt Russell's ode to Elvis during the credits was pretty funny and totally engaging but even that is not worth sitting through two-hours of exhausting silliness.