Review of 300 (2007) by Luke N — 19 Nov 2013

I hated studying Sparta in high school, and I hate this fucking movie. Unless you're a kid, or some singlet-wearing gym-rat who likes talking about his built-in stereo system and Future Music Festival, aye cunt?, then I don't see how anyone could like this shit.

It's a high-budget douche-fest with lots of blood and violence and masculine bravado, with no plot or credible characters whatsoever . Now 'Gladiator' is to blame for the likes of this, but Ridley Scott also gave us a fantastic story with a sympathetic character, and a balance between the action and the drama.

'Troy' was the next big-budget imitation, and that was three quarters down the ladder. But at the very bottom, you'll find this one. Fucking enjoy it; it should keep you entertained until 'Fast & The Furious 8' comes out.