Review of 10,000 BC (2008) by Nozclank — 08 Mar 2008
Akin to Apocalypto and The 13th Warrior but worse, ripping off elements from a dozen or more better adventure/action/fantasy films including to name but a few: King Arthur (OK, not much better but better all the same), 300, Stargate, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Gladiator and Troy.
A steaming turd of a film. Here's a blank space, fill it with a list of fun you can have in 109 mins: ... ... ... Pick one and remember it when someone suggests you watch 10,000 BC. Also remember the words 'vomit', 'prison', 'stench', 'pain', 'plague' and 'insurance company'.
In the meantime you can join the mounting campaign to have Roland Emmerich captured and thrown to hungry pigs.
This review of 10,000 BC (2008) was written by Nozclank on 08 Mar 2008.
10,000 BC has generally received mixed reviews.
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