Review of Pitchfork (2016) by David S — 13 May 2017

Talk about a repeated formula. Group of obnoxious, unfriendly, horny teenagers take a road trip to one of their parent's homes. In other words, like 29 out of every 30 horror movies that get made. Every bit of this was predictable, rehashed garbage.

The crazed family was the same as what you get in every movie like this. The killer was pretty neat (at least until the end, when we find out he can be controlled like a dog, seriously). The slash-em-ups were your typical fare, but good.

Nothing to be blown away by, but Pitchfork was okay.