Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Josh P — 07 Apr 2008

This movie was hilarious! Completely stupid and cheesy, but funny funny funny.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Josh P on 07 Apr 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Isaac K (92) on 05 Mar 2010

Ok, just so you know where this flick is coming from, Jesus Kung-fu battles a seemingly endless mob of atheists, the final atheist proclaiming…

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By Filmgrinder S (1,010) on 29 Jul 2010

Blissful B-movie goodness and it's from Canada, a. Funny and unexpectedly sweet and moral, or is it just Satan in sheep's clothing…

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Unparalleled fight scenes of Jesus beatin' ass…

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By David D (2,198) on 29 Jan 2010

Incredibly bad! But what a title! Apparently made by a creative genius who unfortunately has no talent for writing or directing movies…

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By Teddy L (43) on 13 Mar 2011

Lesbians are dissapearing and vampires are on the loose. Who do you turn to? None other than a certain Mr. Jesus H. Christ, that's who…

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By Mitch W (33) on 24 Jul 2011

This is what Hamlet 2 wanted to be: a stupid, somewhat blasphemic portrayal of Jesus. Except this one is actually funny…

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

Extremely silly and blasphemously hilarious. This is probably the worst-made movie I have ever seen…

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By Simon P (766) on 05 Nov 2009

Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched…

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