Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Vincent P — 28 Sep 2014

One of my lang standing fantasies: a pretty woman stalked by a hungry vampire...Heck, any vampire would chase Milano!

This review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) was written by Vincent P on 28 Sep 2014.

Embrace of the Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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By Linda S (229) on 25 Jun 2009

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By Muffin M (1,164) on 26 Aug 2009

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By Keith C (780) on 28 Nov 2012

I love vampire movies but WTF this movies horrible I give it 2 stars only because milano's nude in it and she's a hot…

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By Cristina H (37) on 27 Dec 2009

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