Review of Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) by Vincent P — 29 Jan 2016

Dopey fun that could've benefitted from more hallmarks of Euro sleaze: sex and violence. Cannibalsploitation lite.

This review of Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985) was written by Vincent P on 29 Jan 2016.

Massacre in Dinosaur Valley has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Tay L (9) on 26 Sep 2007

This movie is so stupid and unscary! A horrible attempt at EXPLOITATION! HAHAH but of course, I fucking LOVE IT…

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By Stephen D (287) on 27 Apr 2010

Felt more like a softcore porn flick and less like jungle exploitation. Better options of the genre would be Eaten Alive or Jungle Holocaust…

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By Lee ? (186) on 11 Jan 2011

Sleazy Italian exploitation of the highest order…

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By Andrew K (2,033) on 11 Nov 2012

It doesn't really deliver on the dinosaur/massacre aspects of the title, but this makes for a fun jungle survival adventure that sits a cut…

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By Carlos I (1,309) on 02 Feb 2017

Cannibal-leffojen jälkihöyryissä kypsynyt tekele. Tämä leffa ei ole varmaan koskaan näyttänyt näin laadukkaalta…

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By A.d. V (401) on 07 Sep 2010

Very fun adventure/horror movie. Characters were very enjoyable…

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By Pierrick L (12) on 09 Jun 2011

Bien plus prÃ¨s du film d'aventure que du film de cannibales, Tarantini nous fait suivre un hÃ (C)ros digne de ce nom qui va tout faire…

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By Simon B (532) on 11 Jun 2009

This movie's original title is 'Nudo e selvaggio' or 'The Naked and the Savage…

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By Michael T (3,420) on 04 Oct 2013

Sexploitation in dinosaur valley closely resembles cannibal holocaust ,, rare find ,, so rated five…

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By Patrick D (1,000) on 12 Nov 2008

Also referred to as Cannibal Ferox II. This sucker is definitely a hell of a lot more entertaining than it's supposed predecessor…

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