Review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) by Emily J — 10 Jun 2007

I can't believe I even watched this movie...

This review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) was written by Emily J on 10 Jun 2007.

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe has generally received negative reviews.

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Jesse Ventura = Best Actor; and Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe = Best Movie... Right? You'd think so. This is so bad, it's good…

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By Mat K (131) on 12 Aug 2008

A mariachi band would have vastly improved this movie…

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By Am Q (244) on 07 Jan 2010

Just for the fact that James Belushi and Jesse Ventura were in it.... but is not the greatest acting…

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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe Starring: Jesse Ventura, Marjorie Bransfield, and Jim Belushi Director: Damian Lee Anyone out there remember…

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By Serena S (110) on 14 May 2007

Loved this movie.. a cheezy b movie.. but its great…

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By Nate W (531) on 08 Oct 2007

This movie inspired me to make the best short film ever. If these guys can make a craptastic low budget action movie, then so can I! And I did…

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This movie rates highly in the unintentional comedy scale…

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This is the sort of film that defines an entire generation, perhaps even the American Civilization itself…

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A true classic bad B-movie. Jesse The Body Ventura is like the male Barbarella.... or something…

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