Review of Tanya's Island (1980) by Bill B — 14 Aug 2012

I must rate this as awfully as it deserves, but if you've got any interest in seeing Vanity naked, you owe it to yourself to own a copy of this, because Jesus H. Christ, is she naked in the majority of the film. She may've gone all Jesus-y on us in her later life, but God bless her for leaving stuff like this for us to enjoy from her sinning days. A woman stranded on an island finds herself in a weird ass love triangle with her douche-y boyfriend and an ape, which quickly escalates to violence and jackassery.

It's pretty amusing for being such a poor production, that's for sure.