Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Matt R — 05 Jun 2007

This is the greatest movie of all time. The title is Robo Vampire and the cover has a photoshopped picture of Robocop strangling a "vampire" with one arm and shooting a machine gun with the other.

Unfortunately none of the main characters are robots or vampires. They just occasionally show up and kick the shit out of each other for a while before dissapearing. Did I mention the robot and vampires can pick stuff up with their minds? This movie pleases me to no end and if you wish to see it give me or Tosh a call and we'll gladly pay the 93 cents to rent it so others may bask in it's glory.