Review of Dracula 3D (2012) by Ariel R — 10 Oct 2013

Poorly photographed and atrociously acted, Argento's Dracula is a complete mess on all levels. Some nice looking women succeed in earning the film's single star, but I was hard pressed to find anything else to like.

Dracula is seen in all manner of shapes and sizes here, even taking the form of a giant praying mantis at one point (yes, you read that correctly). It burrows from superior versions of the past and can't conjure nearly enough of it's own moments to sustain itself.