Review of Dracula 3D (2012) by Robert D — 21 Jan 2014
I don't know how to rate this. I don't know how to feel except lost and confused. Rutger Hauer appears to have found the last Quaalude on Earth and was on it for this film. I think he was paid with a bar tab.
Asia Argento lopped 'em out for her dad... the director. Dracula, who is actually played by the guy who plays Van Helsing on TV's Dracula, turns into a CG praying mantis in this. That's right.
.. A CG PRAYING MANTIS. There is so much digital f****ery that my brain feels like scrambled eggs. Am I keeping this Blu-ray 3D? Oh hell yes.
This review of Dracula 3D (2012) was written by Robert D on 21 Jan 2014.
Dracula 3D has generally received negative reviews.
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