Review of Dracula 3D (2012) by Dean M — 29 Jun 2015
Lumping this schlocky gore fest w/juicy tits into horror comedy is more than appropriate. Probably the campiest romp w/theatrical nuances I've ever seen...a B-movie with luscious boobs and buckets of gore and absurdly bad acting.
As if that weren't enuff, a giant preying mantis is thrown in for more shits & giggles...Dario should do more silly stuff like this...it was just deliciously bad. Rutger Hauer suddenly showing up & then telling the girl, she shouldn't leave her door wide open is priceless.
The CGI is like sesame street quality, God where does it end. Asia Argento is gorgeous as ever but her acting skills were flushed down the toilet with her last poopy...at least her boobs are amazing. Really loved this crap to death.
Its like the Sharknado of Dracula movies! Do another one DARIO, the dumber the better!! Shud mention Rutger Hauer just showing up the way he did was just unfuckin unbelievably awesomely bad it wuz breathtakingly good.
This review of Dracula 3D (2012) was written by Dean M on 29 Jun 2015.
Dracula 3D has generally received negative reviews.
Was this review helpful?
