Review of The First Turn-On!! (1983) by Jack G — 16 Dec 2010

I actually did laugh at a few lines like "This would be easier than fucking a tomato", and there were a few sight gags that did make me chuckle loudly. I could probably count those times on one hand.

And I guess there are some nice boosoms. The rest of it is obnoxious sex-shit comedy, a Porky's knock-off at camp that unfortunately doesn't go far enough to anticipate 127 Hours. Now if they had to cut off some genitals to stay alive (mostly testicles) it might be a better night out.