Review of Microwave Massacre (1983) by Private U — 06 Oct 2007

A wonderfully bad film. One of the funniest lines I have ever heard is in this film..."I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore." Genius.

This review of Microwave Massacre (1983) was written by Private U on 06 Oct 2007.

Microwave Massacre has generally received negative reviews.

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