Review of Ice Cream Man (1995) by Josh D — 15 Jul 2007
You turds better learn this is one of the greatest works or art humanity has ever churned out. If you aren't already worshipping this, you haven't seen it. Just give it a try. If after an hour and a half, your sides haven't split from observing 'Tuna's' pillow fat, Clint's thrilling supermarket chase, the sight of ice cream dumped on Converse shoes, Lee Majors II's acting, Jan Michael Vincent trying to remember his lines while salivating over his pay check because it means ONE MORE drug binge.
.and how hot Olivia Hussey STILL is...then you probably don't have any appreciation for how long it takes to make 'Butter Brickle'..in which case, shove a hard pack up your ass and rent 2 Fast 2 Furious.
This review of Ice Cream Man (1995) was written by Josh D on 15 Jul 2007.
Ice Cream Man has generally received mixed reviews.
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