Review of Age of the Dragons (2011) by Matthew M — 15 Mar 2011

I don't even know to start with this one. Put it this way - If you want to see Vinnie Jones wearing a stupid hat, go see Age of the Dragons. If you want to see Vinnie Jones sleeping in the same stupid hat, go see Age of the Dragons.

If you want to see Vinnie Jones ranting and raving about a victory over a dragon whilst wearing his stupid hat, go see Age of the Dragons. If you want to hear the line "Was it not a white dragon that burned you and crippled your leg?" go see Age of the Dragons.

And finally, if you want to hear 70 minutes of Danny Glover attempting to do a gruff, gravelly voice, but only managing to sound like a temperamental pull-cord lawnmower, go see Age of the Dragons. Yes, caked in ridiculousness from head to toe, Age of the Dragons is unquestionably awful.

But I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.